Stop Alien Abductions
Okay, look . . . I couldn't help myself on this one.
Here's a nifty little website to help stop alien abductions. And it makes a real fashion statement as well. Check out the "Thought Screen Helmet".
Now all I have to decide is . . .
Who gets this for Christmas!!
(Duh . . . that's obvious isn't it?)
posted by (jim) Bo Ba Log at 1:30 PM
5 Comments:
This is great, but there's just one thing I can't figure out... why would anyone WANT aliens to stop abducting us?
Are these "devices" Bible-approved?
Silly question. Of course they are. The aliens are the ones who wrote the Bible.
Two words, no wait . . .
Three words
Flaming Anal Probe
You haven't lived until you've helped some half-baked, neurotic make a foil hat. The hard part is explaining how the foil keeps out most types of rays, including telekenitic, psychic, gamma, x-ray and mind control rays. Well, that's not really the hard part. The hard part is not laughing while doing the above.
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